Guy in a black Two Seater tee holding a can in a share-house kitchen

Dark humour · Bad puns · Heavy cotton

Shirts you shouldn't
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Heavyweight boxy tees, printed to order and shipped local. Buy 2, save 10%.

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Three mates at a backyard barbecue wearing Pulled From Shelves tees

Made to offend
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Jokes you'll have to explain to your nan, on tees that feel like they cost more than they did. Printed to order at the facility closest to you.

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Made to orderHeavyweight cotton, boxy fit
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